Will You Be My Republican Valentine?

This Valentine’s Day get your sweetie something they can’t filibuster, deny, or block:  A GOP Valentine’s Day card!  This Hallmark holiday, Michael Steele‘s crew is offering a romantic gesture in the form of an E-Card so you can tell your favorite Republican, Democrat, or Independent how much the Democrats are ruining this country– and your sex life if you really think this is a good idea.

Of the 18 cards you can choose from, I think this one comes the closest to being slightly amusing: