Gawker is reporting that John Edwards has a sex tape. I’m just wondering: why make a visual chronicle of yourself having sex when you are a) famous b) running for president c) all of the above? Is this something that lots of people do? I’m thinking we need another Kinsey report sex survey because I’m worried that I’m the only person on the planet who hasn’t done this. Get on it Indiana University!
Also, Gawker says that Edwards has a certain body part almost as big as his ego. I’m asking for a moratorium on all politician sex scandals for at least 10 years. The past decade has had enough.
Sources: John Edwards Has a Sex Tape – John Edwards – Gawker.
